August Lenz arrived 2 hours after the pub opened
and waited 3 hours for her. He then decided to ask
the bartender about her. The following is the
conversation that transpired:
Lenz: Hi, I have a quick question! Bartender: Sir, I think 5 cups of espresso should keep you awake for the next five thousand years.... Lenz: No. I don't want another, the room is glowing enough as it is. I was wondering, did a tall blonde woman come here today? Bartender: In Holland? Every other woman and their mama is tall and blonde! Lenz: Let me pay my bill...Nice tip for you....Good.... Her name is Rachel... Bartender: You mean, Ms. Van Schoonhoven? The one that went to Kenyon? Her best friend is Daniella? Graduated top of her class? Dean's list all four years? Whose blood type is.... Lenz: Ok...OK!!....Let me NOT guess, you know who she is? Bartender: Of course! She was here, first thing. Left without touching her coffee, though. Just took the sweet roll and left. Lenz: She was here?!?! Bartender: Yes, I think she may have forgotten something, she usually drops by twice a week. Lenz: Thanks! Bartender: ....
Comfortable with this thought, he makes another wish,
to open the portal to: The Worlds of Thought!
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