chmod	777

Looking for "root"

chmod: What do you need?

You: "root".

777: WHAT DO YOU NEED ?

You: A program....

chmod: Go online...download what you need...

You: I have very little time! I need a new program written for a certain Dr. Attar. 
It was written for her by her brother-in-law, Kurt, and this program is somewhere 
in Greece!

777: Impressive...Our method with programs is, if we acquire it, we'll get to 
be able to use it.

You: It was actually written with that intention... long story... it should be no problem.

chomod: And....

You: And what?

chmod: We may or may not get that program...what will be our payment, just in case?

You: (hmmmm) I'll give you a piece of that chessboard of King Solomon.....and permisson to...

(Anyway... You then give chmod and 777 a copy of a piece of that chessboard of King Solomon you 
gave Didi last time).

777: You have a deal..

chmod: "root" is very difficult to get a hold of.....Call this number: 212-555-1337.....
On the first friday of a certain month, between 5 pm and 8 pm.
(He gives you a piece of paper with the phone number written on it)

777: Believe me, he is nowhere near that area code....When the person picks up, 
he will ask you ONE QUESTION: "What do you know?" You are to reply exactly like this:

"chmod 777".

Reply any other way, he will hang up; call that number again and you will get your own voicemail.

chmod: If you do this, he will say, "Go ahead." Then: TELL HIM WHAT YOU NEED AND 
HANG UP THE PHONE! DO NOT TELL HIM ANYTHING ELSE, NOT EVEN WHERE YOU ARE TO BE FOUND! 

You: Is that it?

777: Yes..

(They exit)